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import asyncdispatch, telebot, options, strutils, random, re, unicode, os
import cmd/stats
randomize()
proc updateHandler* (bot: Telebot, update: Update): Future[bool] {.async.} =
if not update.message.isNone:
var message = update.message.get
discard statsHandler(message, false)
if message.text.isSome:
let text = message.text.get
let lewdAnswers = [
"Höhö! Penis!",
"Schwaaaaaanz!",
"Gihihihi, Pimmel!",
"Höhö, Döödel!",
"Glied",
"8===D",
]
let meowAnswers = [
"meow USER!",
"Meow USER!",
"Mew USER!",
"mew USER!",
"meow USER",
"Meow USER",
"Mew USER",
"mew USER",
"mreow USER!",
"Mreow USER!",
"Mrew USER!",
"mrew USER!",
"mreow USER",
"Mreow USER",
"Mrew USER",
"mrew USER",
]
let penisCount = text.normalize.count("penis")
# if much penis send a pic
if penisCount > 4:
discard statsHandler(message, true)
discard await bot.sendPhoto(message.chat.id, "file://" & getEnv("ASSETS_PATH") & "/pics/penis.jpg", replyToMessageId = message.messageId)
#if not so much penis send a random lewd message
elif penisCount > 0:
discard statsHandler(message, true)
discard await bot.sendMessage(message.chat.id, sample(lewdAnswers), replyToMessageId = message.messageId)
#if sinep send a random dwel string
elif text.normalize.contains("sinep"):
discard await bot.sendMessage(message.chat.id, reversed(sample(lewdAnswers)), replyToMessageId = message.messageId)
#if text is "egg_irl" send a real egg!
elif text == "egg_irl":
discard await bot.sendPhoto(message.chat.id, "file://" & getEnv("ASSETS_PATH") & "/pics/egg.jpg", replyToMessageId = message.messageId)
#meow back at people with a 20% chance
if (rand(100) < 20 or message.chat.kind == "private") and text.contains(re(r"^mr*(a+u+|e*[eo]o*w+)!*$", {reIgnoreCase})):
discard await bot.sendMessage(message.chat.id, sample(meowAnswers).replace("USER", message.fromUser.get.firstName), replyToMessageId = message.messageId)