ctucx.git: ctucxbot

init

diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
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+ctucxbot
+secret.key

diff --git a/cmd/uptime.nim b/cmd/uptime.nim
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+import asyncdispatch, telebot, strutils, osproc
+
+proc uptimeCmd(bot: Telebot, command: Command) {.async.} =
+  let uptime = execProcess("uptime", options={poUsePath})
+  var message = newMessage(command.message.chat.id, "``" & uptime & "``")
+  message.replyToMessageId = command.message.messageId
+  message.parseMode = "markdown"
+  discard bot.send(message)+
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diff --git a/cmd/yesorno.nim b/cmd/yesorno.nim
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+import asyncdispatch, telebot, strutils, random
+
+#init rng
+randomize()
+
+proc yesornoCmd(bot: Telebot, command: Command) {.async.} =
+  let random = rand(-8..8)
+  let maybe  = ["maybe", "dunno", "perhabs", "…", "idk", "I have no idea", "mrew", "mew", "meow", "use TOR, use Signal"]
+
+  var answer = ""
+
+  if random < 0:
+    answer = "no"
+  elif random > 0:
+    answer = "yes"
+  else:
+    let num = rand(maybe.len) - 1
+
+    answer = maybe[num]
+  
+  var message = newMessage(command.message.chat.id, answer)
+  message.replyToMessageId = command.message.messageId
+  message.parseMode = "markdown"
+  discard bot.send(message)+
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diff --git a/ctucxbot.nim b/ctucxbot.nim
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+import asyncdispatch, telebot, options, strutils, random, os
+include cmd/[uptime, yesorno]
+
+const API_KEY = slurp("secret.key")
+
+proc updateHandler(bot: Telebot, update: Update) {.async.} =
+  if not update.message.isNone:
+    var response = update.message.get
+    if response.text.isSome:
+      var text = response.text.get
+
+      var answers = [
+        "Höhö! Penis!", 
+        "Schwaaaaaanz!",
+        "Gihihihi, Pimmel!",
+        "Höhö, Döödel!",
+        "Glied",
+        "8===D" 
+      ]
+
+      let penisCount = text.normalize.count("penis")
+      
+      if penisCount > 0:
+        if penisCount > 4:
+          var message = newPhoto(response.chat.id, "file://" & getCurrentDir() & "/data/pics/penis.jpg")
+
+          message.replyToMessageId = response.messageId
+          discard await bot.send(message)
+
+        else:
+          var message = newMessage(response.chat.id, sample(answers))
+
+          message.replyToMessageId = response.messageId
+          discard await bot.send(message)
+
+      if text == "egg_irl":
+        var message = newPhoto(response.chat.id, "file://" & getCurrentDir() & "/data/pics/egg.jpg")
+
+        message.replyToMessageId = response.messageId
+        discard await bot.send(message)
+       
+
+let bot = newTeleBot(API_KEY)
+
+bot.onUpdate(updateHandler)
+bot.onCommand("uptime", uptimeCmd)
+bot.onCommand("yesorno", yesornoCmd)
+bot.poll(timeout=300)+
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diff --git a/ctucxbot.nimble b/ctucxbot.nimble
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+# Package
+
+version       = "0.1.0"
+author        = "ctucx"
+description   = "ctucxbot now written in nimlang"
+license       = "MIT"
+srcDir        = "src"
+bin           = @["ctucxbot"]
+
+
+
+# Dependencies
+
+requires "nim >= 1.0.4"

diff --git a/data/pics/egg.jpg b/data/pics/egg.jpg  Binary files differ.

diff --git a/data/pics/penis.jpg b/data/pics/penis.jpg  Binary files differ.

diff --git a/data/pics/sarcasm_sign.webp b/data/pics/sarcasm_sign.webp  Binary files differ.

diff --git a/src/ctucxbot.nim b/src/ctucxbot.nim
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+# This is just an example to get you started. A typical binary package
+# uses this file as the main entry point of the application.
+
+when isMainModule:
+  echo("Hello, World!")